6 More Days

I declare internship to be over after today, cause the last four days are for me to not give a fuck about anything related to the company.

Since I'm in such high spirits today, I want to take an opening shot at STOMP. In case some of you are wondering, STOMP is an acronym for a

Site
That
Obscenely
Manipulates
Pictures

Of all the horrible, last ditch efforts put in by our completely useless media authorities to make the local scene even remotely appealing, this little site has got to be the most tragic of the lot. It's original aim was to bring life to the flaccid dick of our local media and portray Singapore in a manner unknown to most people, mostly in the form of pictures; aka Singapore Seen. However, a couple of years and some worthless moderating, we now have an arsenal full of pointless posts packed to the brim with invasive pictures of couples, Facebook statuses and stolen pictures.

You look at these posts:
'KPKB' girl wishes mom dead for being naggy
Not 1 but 2 couples making out in public

If you think this fuckery isn't enough for you to let loose a river of obscenities directed towards this garbage of a website, then check this out:
The editors of STOMP actually allows these posts, and pays the authors 50 bucks each.
They don't filter these contents in the name of entertainment and thus, stroking the ego of these cock sucking idiots , leading them to think that they're actual vigilante journalists when they're really just a bunch of trash-eating parasitical scums evicted from the third world slums that they came from and now they're trying to make up for those years of abuse under drunken fathers and also perhaps, the complete absence of any kind of social life at all.

So if you're reading this, and you're guilty of posting such nonsense, go back to where you came from, and I don't mean your house, but rather your mother's vagina. Seriously, nobody wants you. With no girlfriend, no intelligence, no parents and most of all, no hope, you're desperately flailing about, trying to get some attention from your fellow scums. Guess it worked though, cause the good fellows at STOMP are not making you nerds full-time jerks.

Have fun!