Layer of Shame

I'll probably never get what's so attractive about internet fame that people are willing to virtually kill to get.

They throw away their dignity and pride just to get a whiff of the "popular circle" which, I personally think is a group full of retards, but we'll come to that later. Sometimes I wonder if some of them actually stop to think about the stupid things they're doing to feel better about their pathetic, worthless lives. It's like they know that real fame is out of their grasps because they have no applicable skills in real life to even land a part-time job at McDonald's, so they source the internet for similar losers to wallow in each others' pools of self-pity. Did that sound like fame to you? Oh wait.. guess not.

If you're reading this and if you belong to that group, then yo-.. no, sorry, I forgot you guys can't read.

But if you could read, then please, keep up the good work. Wait, you thought I was going to ask you to stop that madness? See, the world needs a good mix of people to keep the cycle going, to even the field. If everyone were geniuses, then the world would be imbalanced. So who's gonna sweep the roads, or clean our tables, or help construct buildings? They may be menial jobs, but they're just as important as fat CEOs and bureaucrats. Similarly, no matter how stupid you people are, you make up an important factor of everyday life: entertainment. For without you, life would be mundane, and we wouldn't have anyone to poke fun at after a hard day of work.

So thank you, for making the world go round, you idiots are the reason I never have a dull moment in my life. All the best in your future dramas :-)

Also, this ends my involvement in the recent Facebook drama; which, sad to say, was a little disappointing. No twists, no shock endings, please get new material guys, it's starting to get repetitive. :/

Facebook Drama

In case the title wasn't clear enough, this should do the trick.

FACEBOOK DRAMA

Now the ridiculously hilarious drama between him and another girl, whom I will try not to name, is kinda puzzling to me, because according to her, they were once friends. Well so much for friendship on the internet guys. Sometimes people ask me why my closer circle of friends is so small, and I could not have asked for a better time to answer this question. See, I pick my friends carefully, so they don't go ape shit on me like ten days after we're "tight".

The second lesson we can learn from this is that, if you wanna start shit with someone, the least you can do is to type in proper English. It's hard trying to make up what you're trying to say if your level of English is like a four year old kid. I can't fucking take you seriously man.

Look at this:

GOT one GIRL ah she call me shallow low class all because she say I UPSKIRT GIRL ? this stopped bitch give her boyfriend dunno how many handjob blowjob , and she say its OUT OF LOVE ? Knn then u go eat his shit outta love la ? Drink the urine also la , LOVE WHAT ? Who more shallow sia ? Who more cheap sia ? Then still all her stopped GUY friends go help her like they NEVER UPSKIRT like that ? Knn all no lanjiao la all Lana bite off by parents la !

YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW WHO SHE IS ?? Confirm shock. Wan !!

How this guy thinks he's popular is beyond me. It's like a monkey who screams the loudest when he gets the most bananas from tourists visiting his enclosure. I wanted to use the word 'cage', but I felt sorry for him and wanted to give him some class. Hope it helps buddy. Oh and you're welcome, popo.

Which brings us to the last lesson. Please, please do some research on words before deciding to use something deep. 

This is his Facebook name: Popo Asphyxiates Panda
Popo - Slang for police.
Asphyxiates - to kill someone by depriving him of breathing
Panda - a fruit.

So, what his name really means is; police kills a panda by depriving it of breathing.
That's cute, but I don't think he's at that level where he has the ability to form sentences of more than three words. So I guess when he says things like, "me hungry." or "i dumb.", it's still somewhat believable.
I'll therefore just go ahead and read them separately, concluding that he loves the police.

That undying support, so noble, so touching.
Hey officer popo, allow me to quote some lyrics off a song for you.

You ain't never seen nothing so rugged at 90 Uh huh, motha'fucka with the cops behind me yo! The boiler's grinding, keep the cuffs, enjoy your doughnuts sir, you Ain't gonna find me - Celldweller - Shapeshifter

Oh snap.

 

 

Guilt

I always find it funny when schools or corporations take down fun pages. Take the recent Facebook trend for example: my secondary school decided that "BBSS Confessions" was posing a significant threat to its reputation and opted to shut it down.

I don't know if they've ever thought things through before going for it, but if they think that a fun page like that poses a threat to its reputation, then it really just proves that they do have things to hide. It's like how our local paper blocks out anti-government articles, under the illusion of course, that no one has found out about the filth beneath their "squeaky clean" image.

If this is how evolution works - where adults become more stupid as they age, then I really don't want to grow up. It brings joy and peace to my heart knowing that I'm under the care of these people. Yay.

Agent

Sometimes, I'm tempted to keep sensitive issues to myself, but then tension builds up when I do; when everyone does, and that's what makes society hanging by a thread - so sensitive, so volatile.

Everything becomes taboo, and unfortunate events happen to the people who aren't afraid to talk about the things we've always wanted to.

Do people really think that the facade they regularly put on is even remotely undetectable at all, or do they think otherwise because other people just wear the same facade as well. It's a good laugh when fake people look at other fake people and say, "Oh this person is so fake."

Ha ha.

Lawless

Okay for those of you who believe that the world is trying to eradicate crime, you can stop dreaming.


Can you imagine a world without chaos? There's no need to lock your doors, no need for CCTVs, ugly, anti-crime signs, no need for policemen, or security guards; no need for laws, or lawyers, or jails, nor jailers.



Yeah neither can I.


The world thrives on a little chaos. Truth is, we need chaos to generate jobs, to keep us on our toes, and to fan the huge collective ego of the government. In the absence of chaos, people become complacent and lazy, because everything is so smooth-sailing. What if Adam and Eve didn't take the apple, think about how boring the world would be. And I'll tell you why chaos came to be - it's because of laws.


We all have this instinct in us, when we see a rule prohibiting us to do something, curiosity takes control and we'll do it anyway. Have you ever been to a store that has a bowl of candies on the counter that you can take for free? Yeah you guys hardly ever take one do you.


The harder people try to curb the chaos, the bigger it will be. There are countless instances of such blatant backfires, yet people never learn. Then again, the human race is as dense as it will ever be.

And to think we're still surprised when we see stupidity everywhere.


Too much white is not good for you.

Homeostasis

I think it's pretty shallow for people to go up to you and tell you that you've changed.

"You're not who you used to be."
"You're so different now."
"I barely know you now."

Admittedly, we all have some sort of mould for every individual that we know, because that's how we know them by, and when they do something out of the ordinary, we start to judge them. But of course, we forget that people change all the time, obviously. I'll never be the same person I was five years ago, or maybe last year, or last month, or even yesterday. Countless events happen everyday that subtly shape us. Maybe that's why people don't notice the changes until they become more apparent.

1992

It's funny how I'm bemoaning the fact that I'm 21 and more exposed to problems that adults have to deal with when just 10 years ago, I couldn't WAIT to turn 21 and be an adult. Of course as a child, I had no clue about what an adult has to go through, because my biggest problem back then was deciding on which cartoon show to watch, or which computer game to play. And I guess these problems slowly crept in, and all of a sudden, it imploded right after I turned 21, like a banner that reads, "Congratulations on turning 21, now deal with these."

Thanks age, thanks.

We can't stay sheltered forever though, and soon we'll all have to worry about taxes, bills, starting a family, getting a job, and all that jazz. Unless you're a rich kid, in which I'd be obliged to give you a complementary "up yours". But on hindsight, it goes to show that what you do with your life will eventually affect your child's as well. And that kinda makes me want to think twice about having a kid (nothing about reevaluating my life at all. Yay, let's evade the primary focus!)

But in all seriousness, seeing how youngins these days are mostly fucked up and just plain disgusting, I'm not sure if I'd want my child to be born into a world where stupidity and materialism are worshiped - it's like giving birth in a gay bar.

That said, this year has been interesting so far, and now that money season is coming up, that means embracing the calorie-laden pineapple tarts and bulging red packets!

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